Here's The Rumors"
If you know of any rumors floating around about the Fatbob Centre of the squatta's, send them to us. [email protected] We would like to clear up the bogus, bad stuff about this great center.
Rumor #1
Crazy $J and Jameses aren't related.- O.K. They're cousins, but shut up about it.
Rumor #2
Hollywood Bob is Adam 12's brother.- They're not. That's final.
Rumor #3
J. Rock is Rascist.-J. Rock is absolutely Anti-Rascist. So if you tell a rascist joke in front of him expect to be eating your teeth.
Rumor #4
There really is a WMA and a dude named Hollywood Bob in Illinois has it.-hmmm...
Rumor #5
There is no Fatbob Center for the squatta's and it sucks.-Dude who said this was conradicting himself. He's just mad because we banned him.
Rumor #6
Fildoe is not a punk.- According to the PRAT, he's punk as duck!
Rumor #7
Were gonna put up a sketch of The Fatbob Center For The Squattas.-I cannot answer that qustion based on the assumption the Man will try to bust us for something.