Hollywood's Laws of...
1. Dude, watch bill and teds excellent adventure
2. Listen to lots of music.
3. Be a drummer or vocalist. Those dudes are babe magnets.
4. When trying to get a chick to talk to you, have her give you an opinion on the song your writing.
5. The More you smoke, the slower you run from the cops
6. The slower you run from the cops, the better shanker you have to be.
7. Never carry an I.D. when going to parties.
8. Drink 26 shots of hard liquor and try to play hacky sack.
9. Use a fucking condom.
10. The more unprotected sex, the dumber you have to be.
11. One Word, Sleep.
12. Trust Hollywood Bob.
13. Beer, Sex, and Rock and Roll need to be your life.
14. Make a drumset out of Duct tape and Pringles cans.
15. Don't listen to Die Trying.
16. Dink a whole bottle of Robotussin Maximum Strength. It's a cool buzz/Halucinogen.
17. The sharper the knife, the easier it is to shank someone.
18. The larger the knife, the more scared the dude your about to shank is.
19. If you have a .357 Magnum, you don't even have to have loaded to scare someone off.
20. Carry a .45 in your glovebox.
21. Liqour before beer, your in the clear. Beer before liquor, you've never been sicker.
22. Don't pass out in straange peoples places. Some fat chick might rape you.
23. Never tell anyone about bad sex.
24. "Did you hear the one about..."jokes just aren't funny anymore.
25. Read Hollywood Bob's Taco Speil. It's hilarious.
26. If your hiding from a cop behind a bush, and you can see him, run you jack ass he can see you.
27. Sing Choking Victim's 5 Finger Discount while stealing from a product store.
28. Follow #27 if you are an idiot.
29. Don't make a rascist comment in front of J. Rock.
30. Say that the DropKick Murphy's suck in front of Tim to se his reaction.
31. The more crack you smoke, the bigger the crackhead you are.
33. Don't suck dick for coke, guys.
34. Hollywood Bob is King.